This is place to post quotes that you would never see from that character. It's pretty self explanatory. The list in this post comes from Eric, Maki and myself.

Cyclops: "Hey Sean, let's go clubbing."
"Oh lighten up. Don't take life so seriously."

Mirage: "..."

Emma: "I can't help it... I love you, Scott."
"Sure Morph, here's the keys to my car."
"You know what we need, Tessa? A spa day. Just you and me, all day."

Sage: "Good job."
"Wow, Sean... thanks for the advice."

Artemis: "Say, that Harada guy's kinda cute."
"I missed!"
"You know, Nori...maybe we should slow down. Sometimes I think we're moving too fast."

Samurai: "Screw honor, let's kick his ass."

Vertigo: "God could you all stop talking about sex. Be serious."

Acid: "Come on, Kevin. Let's go grab a shake."
"

Xavier: "Ya know... that Senator Kelly guy... he had the right idea."
"Whassup?"


Swann: "God David, could I just have some private time, please?"

Northstar: "Wait, maybe you could show me how its done..."
"Hey, everyone makes mistakes."
"Can you slow down? I get car sick."
"God I'm so fat."


Surge: "Has anyone seen Violet?"

Wolverine: "GIMME A HUG!"
"Do you think I'm pretty?"
"Do you ever feel like crying and don't know why?"

Pincushion: "The rain in Spain falls mainly on the Plain."

Random: "I would give my life for Xavier's dream!"

Jubilee: "Now, we know that h(1) = g(1), so h(1) = 2. In other words, if we plug in 2 for x in the expression called h, the result must be 2."

Alleykat: "Fuck, I tripped."

Cannonball: "God, my family sucks."

Light: "I hate you all."

Nightcrawler: "Fuck you all, I'm atheist."

Beast: "Sure."

Drifter: "I've got tickets to a Broadway play, and after that, I figured we could go to the Rainbow Room for dinner."
"Ah'm headid to the city."

Banshee: "Ehh... Irish... Scotish... it's all the same thing really."
"Damn Scots! They ruin'd Scotland!"

Wicked: "Wow, life is pretty wonderful."

Bruiser: "Why is everyone so mean to me?"
"I can't stand squirrels."
"Well actually I think I'll give up sugar."


Okay, that's all we have right now. I'll add more later, everyone can feel free to add any they have.

Sage: Emma, you're my bestest friend.

Banshee: Sage, Cyclops, Charles... I'm sorry.

Emma: I buy off the rack.

Cyclops: Jean, what do you think about inviting Logan for a threesome?

Nucleus: I don't feel like kissing you Wes.

Beast: I bet I'd look really cool as a giant cat.

Morph: Have you read War and Peace? A thumping good read.

Jean: If I die one more time I'm going to end up a cliche. Oh wait... to late.

Bruiser: Who want's barbaque Squirrel?

Xavier: I'm not naturally bald. I just like to shave. Everywhere.

Cannonball: Save money for my family? What are you smoking? I'm going to vagas!

Northstar: I only look this good thanks to plastic surgery.

Vertigo: I'm straight.

Shift: Who wants to go dancing?

Icarus: Julia wasn't that great. She was actually a real bitch.

Acid: Who wants a hug?

Emma: Has anyone seen my modest business suit?

Sage: Ah, crap! I made another typo.

Bruiser: Screw that, I'm going to bed.

Northstar: Can I get your advice on something?

Jubilee: I gotta hurry up and get to detention before I'm late!

Gambit: Hey everyone, how are you all doing?

Acid: Let's go collect wildflowers.

Wolverine: Those pants are so you!

Husk: Study? What the hell, let's go get drunk!

Vertigo: I've decided to become a lawyer.

Jean: How am I supposed to know!? I'm not a mind reader!

Scott: PAAARTAAAY!

Logan: Nah... No beer for me, thanks. I'm Drivin'.

Jubilee: We got any Vegetables? I' thinkin' I want a Salad...

Northstar: Please... I'm not Perfect...

Nightcrawler: 'As Anyvon seen mein 'Megadeth' CD?

Pincushion: Ow!

Acid: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Sage: Screw Computers, I wanna go watch TV.

Gargoyle: I wanna go to the CIRCUS!

Emma: You'll put some clothes on before you leave this house, young lady.

Jubilee: I think I'll pass on desert. I'll just have seconds on the brocolli.

Wolverine: FABulous!

Wolverine: Do these pants make me look fat?

Sage: Requested operation could not be performed because file tessa_modesty.tns could not be found. Reinstalling this file may fix the error.

Leet: Is it okay to submit the assignment in handwriting?

Northstar: Jean-Paul slept through the alarm, rolling over grogilly five minutes before second period, hair a mess. Crawling out of bed and rubbing his creeking joints he looked down his torso, noticing that he had really started to let himself go in places. He pulled on a pair of sweat pants before heading towards the showers, lest he have to once again explain the concept of 'shrinkage' to the other boys in the dorms.

Bungee: "I can't reach it."
"I can't work out this Chopin piece. It's too hard."
"Nah, I don't need holy communion."

Wound: "I think I'll wear pink today."
"We need more parties at this school."
"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy everyone a puppy!"

Omni: "I don't have enough money."
"Oh, why don't you all just leave me alone?!?!?"
"I don't think God knew what he was getting himself into."
"Let's pick on the dorky kids."

Xavier: "I hate children."
"Oh, grow up."

Ms. Frost: "Let's put Morph in charge."

Acid: "This one time? At band camp?"

Handle: Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day, I’ve got a wonderful feeling, everything’s going my way!

Pulse: I’ve taken a vow of celibacy.
No Speedo today, I think I’ll wear the full-body suit for now on.
I’m gay
I’m a bit into the bondage thing and I was wondering-
I’m an exotic dancer on Friday and Saturday afternoons… oh wait, maybe he would say that

Nucleus: Sorry Wes, but I’m dumping you for Ryan. He just knows how to ‘put out’ more.

Shift: Sorry, I’ve just ran out of snarky things to say!
I’m giving up coffee

Emma: Wal-Mart is running a sell today on trainers. We should hurry before they run out of stock!

Jeb: I love allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll my family!!!

Doug: Um....what does this mean?

Handle: Who wants a hug?

Scott: Jean, I'm sorry, but I'm leaving you for Logan
Eh, who cares about responsibility?

Wes: I really feel the need to open up and talk about my emotions.

Impulse: Hey Skye, I think we should see other people..

Jay: Eh I'm thinking of giving up singing

Sage: You just all need to chill out and enjoy the good vibes man...

Leet: What does 'Can't find autoexec.bat and config.sys' mean?

All the others i could think of were taken in some way LOL

Colossus: Bite my shiny metal ass!

Storm: I've got tickets to Chippendale's tonight. Don't wait up, if you know what I mean. *wink wink*

Emma: Let's see...I'll take a Big Mac, extra cheese, double onions...a twelve-pack of nuggets...large fries, an apple pie, hot fudge sundae...oh, and a Diet Coke.

Beast: I just want to know whose blue fur this is that keeps clogging up my drain!

Wolverine: Oh, damn these high-heels!

Cyclops: Ah! There's a stick shoved up there! No wonder I've been so testy!

Jean: Scott, the safeword for tonight is marmalade.

Domino: Anyone seen my eyeshadow?

Nightcrawler: Bamph.

Polaris: Alex, there's something I've been wanting to tell you about Acid. You've noticed how we have the same hair color? Well, when I was a freshman in highschool, there was this guy...

Havok: I've always looked up to Scott. He's my big brother, after all.

Sage: Nobody can breech my psychic defenses! Oh wait...I forgot about that time when Karma did in the New Mutants series...hm...and she's not even all that powerful telepathically speaking. And a score of others, come to think of it.

Mirage: Brevity is the secret of good communication.

Gambit: My real name is Tom, from Cleveland. I just use the accent to pick up chicks.

Xavier: Not only am I a member of the Hair Club for Men, I'm also the president.

Emma: I've worn my turtle-neck penoit so much, I have to buy another!

Sage: ERROR! The internet has broken in half!

Scott: Honey. Do your own damn laundry.

Mirage: I just can't think today. I'm going talk about it to my therapist on Wednesday.

Domino: Well? Pants or no pants?

Dust: Can you hand me that tube top?

Acid: I need more knick knacks...

Shadowcat: Damn you Microsoft Word and all your complexities!

Northstar: I don't know.

Jubilee: What do you mean!? There are PLENTY of perks to becoming a nun!

Emma: I'm telling you, my boobs, nose and butt are completely real... >Snickers< BWAHAHAHAHA! I almost said that with a straight face! Oh god, if you believed that... HAHAH!! I'm not even allowed in most bars since 75% of my body is under 21. :wqueen:

Scott: The only real reason I married Jean was so I could wear her underwear and not be considered weird. What do you mean that's still weird? SCREW YOU! :cyke:

Shift: So I got this job writing for pornos...

Sage: The real reason I joined the Hellfire club was because I love wearing teddies to work. :sage:

Wolverine: My skeleton isn't the only thing part of me that's unbrakable... :wolver:

Colossus: All I need is a scarecrow, a lion and annoying chick with red shows, and I can finally start my dream re-creating the Wizard of Oz! Hey Miss Forst, how do you feel about green face paint? :irt:

Shadowcat: Colossus if you ever cheat on me, I swear I'll phase your dick into the bed and leave it there! (Then again... she might actually say that) :cat:

Cannonball: Beans are the true source of my power! :sam:

Acid: (During... 'special times' with Iceman) Bobby will you stop with the snowflakes?! It wasn't even funny the first time!

Havok: Why do all of my girlfriends have the the kind of hair color you find in a box of crayons? :hav:

Beast: Okay its time for my bath... Would somone please bring six boxes of shampoo up to my bathroom? :fur:

Xavier: Wanna know a secret? I'm not really crippled. Chicks just dig the chair. :xx:

Xavier: Dude I'm such a pimp... I've done Mystique, Lillandria, a isreal ambassador, Amanda Vogue, Moria MacTaggart, Scott... I mean... (telepathically) FORGET THAT LAST PART :xx:

Emma: Where you at?

Magneto: Know what, I give up, BRING ON THE BARCODE!

Mr. Sinister: ...you think thats bad, try going through Airport security like this...

Iceman: Im cold...

Nightcrawler: *after a teleport* ::sniff sniff:: did zomeone fart?

Skye: (To David) Do you think we could stop having sex for a while?

Acid: OH GOD, NO MORE HEDGEMAZES!!!

Logan: So, whos ready for an ice cream social???

Shadowcat: OOF! ::walked into a wall::

Xavier: Whats Picard got that I dont??

Back from the dead!

Anyone (to Artemis): Violet, I think its time you came out of the closet.


Artemis: I am Violet Sienna, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir. Do you maggots understand that?
Exemplar Squad: Sir, yes sir!
Artemis: Bull#@& I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair.
Exemplar Squad: SIR, YES SIR!
Artemis If you ladies leave my Danger Room, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human &%@$ing beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian #@%&. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on &%@$s, $#@&s, &%$@s or %#$&@s. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved X-Men. Do you maggots understand that?
Exemplar Squad: Sir, yes sir!
Artemis: Bull%&@& I can't hear you.
Exemplar Squad: SIR, YES SIR!

"I'm not hungry"

:jono: "I'm walkin' on Sunshine! WHOA-OH! I'm Walkin' on Sunshine, WHOA-OH-OH-OH!"

:jono: "Wanna make out?

"Don't Eat. Don't breathe... This ROCKS!"

"So I got this new Country cd..."

Knight: ".. I just don't know what to say to her..."

Bringing this back (or trying anyway) Because we've had several people start since the last time this was used. And So... I always start with my characters so No one feels like I'm singling them out.

:jono: "Oh, Cheer up, Kelsey."

Knight: "Man, I HATE it when people talk during the movie!"

:wolver: "I feel Pretty! Oh so Pretty!" o/~

:wflower: "How YOU doin'?" *winks*

Pyro: "HA! haha! Oh, man, you really got me good with that one!" Continues laughing, "Great practical joke. What? NO, I'm not mad. Nah, I probably had this coming. Good one, man!"

:husk: "You want a Nice homecooked meal, Sam?" Pushes the pot into his hands. "COOK IT YOUR OWN DAMN SELF!"

Armor: "Batman and Robin? I LOVE this movie! I think it's the best one."

The above quote applies to anyone really.

Nucleus: "Would you shut up about the damn penguins? GOD I hate those things."

Shift: "Bryan... Lighten up. You're WAY too serious."

:cyke: "GET ME OUTTA HEEEEERE!" as he rattles the cell bars.